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Autumn 2010 Issue

Autumn 2010


Welcome to the Autumn 2010 Issue of Mirror Dance!

In this issue…

• Fiction by Bryan Lindenberger, Laura Rheaume, Alva J. Roberts, Troy Morash, and Allen Kopp

• Poetry by Robert Shmigelsky, Shelly Bryant, and Alec B Kowalczyk

• A review of Heather Kuehl's Promises to Keep

Feel free to leave comments on the individual pieces.

Mirror Dance welcomes letters to the editor! Questions, suggestions for the website, and comments on the stories and poems may be e-mailed to markenberg at yahoo.com.

Master of the King

Master of the King
by Bryan Lindenberger

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Queen Sera’s love for Ybn came as no surprise to the court sorcerer Jamish, though some considered the affair a secret. Sera had grown up the daughter of a shopkeeper. His ailments kept him home most days, and at age thirteen Sera took employment in one of the town’s many dingy taverns. She soon blossomed amid the drunken stares and the moldy floors, wearing the same mended kirtle she had worn as a girl. It fit her differently now, tight in the hips and seams stretched beyond modesty or reason. Word of Sera’s beauty spread and King Geonn, long of tooth and haggard by age, took note of these murmurings.

“Kill her,” he ordered his men, because no mere barmaid should rival the beauty of his young wife, a nobleman’s daughter.

Jamish stood idly by in the Great Hall as several royal guards descended upon town to carry out the slaughter. Then a young steward with a gift for rumors stated that Sera knew the touch of no man. “Yet,” he described with a dramatic flair common to the court, “her trysts with fellow barmaids are notorious.”

“A virgin?” King Geonn blubbered over his wine.

“Presumably, my lord. Yes.”

Jamish recalled a chill as King Geonn’s back straightened for the first time in months, bones creaking as his bushy eyebrows curled like caterpillars. “Call back the assassins!” the king shouted.

A courier was dispatched. He saved Sera from murder and delivered her to Geonn as a wife. The years passed in less than wedded bliss, a fact that the queen—now dressed in jewels and silks scented with jasmine—shared all too willingly with Jamish. A rather intricate experiment occupied him, and Sera often proved an unwelcome distraction.

“I never forgave him,” she complained, referring not to the king but to her father. “Mere shillings and a tattered cottage—that is price he sold me for!”

“His barter saved your life,” the sorcerer replied.

“Some life! Gaunt, scraggly little man—I could break him in two if I felt like it!”

“You must mean the king?”

“Better to have been killed like his former wife. Do you know what Geonn makes me do? Downstairs in that bed of his while the guards watch?”

No. Jamish did not know. And he didn’t care to imagine, though the same could not be said for most of the castle staff. Alone in his laboratory high within the castle tower, sunlight peeping through the shutters as the fields below plumped with fragrant strawberries, Sera’s presence did not so much enamor the aged sorcerer as irritate him. His world was not of the body—more often a source of disease than pleasure—but of the mind and spirit. For this reason and others, King Geonn trusted his beautiful wife with no man but Jamish, a point of increasing vexation for someone who desired only to work alone.

“What happened to your ferret?”

Jamish thumped a vial down hard enough that it should have broken. “An experiment,” he smiled through his teeth.

“But his face—his body, it’s disfigured.”

“That, my queen, is what happens when a balm is formulated amid distractions. But I don’t think you came all the way up here to discuss ointments or even the plight of poor little Ryan in his cage. So please tell me—”

“It’s Ybn.”

“The servant girl?” he shrugged. She was a boyish thing—awkward but pretty in a long-forgotten way and just bright enough to cause accidental mischief. Jamish snorted before returning to his experiment. “Take her. Geonn doesn’t mind.”

“No, he rather enjoys it.”

“Then—”

“I love her, Jamish.”

“You’ve loved many.”

“Not like her,” Queen Sera said. She swooped upon him in his chamber, hands falling over his bony shoulders. The scent of jasmine did not so much intoxicate Jamish as cause him to sneeze, and another experiment was ruined. Sera told him, “I want her to be the One.”

* * *


In olden times, villages sacrificed their leaders at midsummer to ensure the growth of corn. Chieftains surrendered not only willingly to the pyre, but they danced their way to certain death. Artisanship changed all that. Strong walls of masonry brought wealth and comfort and created a man called king, yet the old gods’ appetites remained. They still demanded sacrifice, and so the Festival of Change was born. For a week high traded places with low—merchant with beggar, nobleman with slave, king with servant—until the flesh of the One once again fed the fire. Gods appeased—tricked, some might say—the true king would again emerge from rags to rule yet another year. Queen Sera certainly understood all this. She’d watched it happen for nearly a decade, first with protest and then with resigned silence amid the blood thirsty crowd. Yet the human heart was unlike the stars and elements Jamish studied—chaotic and driven by passion rather than law. Ybn was a young woman. She served wine and ale in the Great Hall of castle, and she cowered when drunken noblemen’s hands became full of her half-moon shaped ass. Sera had much in common with her besides desire, and so perhaps the queen had overlooked the obvious.

“She has his build,” Jamish said, attentive to the silence in the room. He was aware too of the grayness in his skin and the crookedness of his hands resembling that of his mind. “Unformed, you might say. If anyone could fool the gods, I suppose she could. You understand, she must burn like a—”

“I want her to be mine for a week.”

“Then I shall make it so,” he told her when a knock at the door startled the disfigured ferret. It hopped in its cage and wheezed from a face which a failed balm had made look more like a slug’s than any rodent fashioned by gods. “Your escort is here!” Jamish said, cheerfully leading Sera to the door to be rid of her. “I will advise the king of your wishes!”

“No. Tell no one! This is your idea. Convince Ybn to volunteer, and I promise you the solitude you desire.”

“Fine enough, fine enough,” Jamish agreed as the guards led his irritant away. Alone at last, he began his experiment again.

King Geonn busied himself the next day by tormenting rabbits with bullet and arrow. His squires tied the little varmints down so that they wouldn’t move around so much—easy targets, and Jamish felt much the same way about Ybn. He found her cleaning up alone after morning repast, hands full of dishes and her cheek starting to swell from the slap of some young knight used to having his way. Still her blue eyes sparkled like a distant sea when Jamish took her past the gates and over the River Baedun, into the nearby foothills to gather mushrooms, beetles, and other organics. Her flaxen hair bristled faintly in the morning breeze like haycocks of autumn. Jamish understood that Queen Sera had manipulated him quite brilliantly, acknowledging the annoyance of her daily visits while promising an end to them. His respect for her had grown tenfold and he could almost see the beauty in Ybn as she hunched down, gathering the most useless mushrooms, it seemed, that she could find.

“Are these the right ones?”

“Perfect. Put them in your basket.”

“You know, this is the first time I’ve been outside in nearly a year!”

“Enjoy the outdoors, do you?” Jamish said, having dissected enough creatures to know exactly which organs ached when he was forced into making small-talk. “We could not have chosen…a more…pleasant day. Indeed.”

“Oh yes! No one believes I’m good at anything, but I maybe I found my calling!”

“A sorcerer’s apprentice?”

“If it would get me outdoors! Oh, could I?”

“I will suggest it to the queen. I am quite close to her.”

Ybn stopped prancing over the moss-dressed rocks for just a moment, a trickle of cold water filtering between her toes. Her grandfather had served as an ambassador when the previous king died and Geonn stepped in. High-minded negotiations fell apart under new rule, and Ybn’s grandfather was dishonored by Geonn’s arrogance. Simple as Ybn maybe appeared to be—and humbled as she was by circumstance—she had dreams of restored nobility beating through her veins. More importantly, she knew the comfort of the royal bed and had tasted the salty flesh of a low-born queen. “Sera knows me too,” she hinted. “But those moments of bliss are far between, sorcerer.”

Systems, patterns, causes and effects—human impulse made little sense compared to chemical reactions and the movements of the stars, yet people had their predictable side too, like a recurring theme in a complex work of music. Restoration of name and honor, a week to consummate her love for Sera in private, and even a chance to humiliate Geonn who’d brought her family’s shame: these were things Jamish would offer. He began by taking the scrawny, scab-kneed girl by the hand and looking into her eyes. “You could never become my apprentice, lowly one.”

“I might have known,” she smiled, though she seemed more willing to spit.

“No fear. The gods might have an even greater plan for you.”

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Clerks ordered shopkeepers to sweep floors.

Servants demanded food of their lords.

Peasants lay with masters’ wives.

The Festival of Change began with the usual coarse banality that each year made Jamish more weary of man. Dressed as nobleman and knight, peasants gathered not to undo the foolish edicts of King Geonn, but to indulge in drink and animal desire. Excess of power was demanded in confirmation of hierarchy turned upside-down, twisted and perverted in a puppet sideshow to trick the gods for another year. Ybn laughed beneath her king’s crown in a Great Hall throbbing with celebration. Adorned in jewels and silk, flaxen hair lopped off and breasts taped to make her boyish figure even more resemble a male king, she clapped her hands to set the time while Geonn danced beneath the dais like a fool in rags. He seethed as Sera in her mended kirtle cheerfully rubbed Ybn’s hands and feet in oils before retiring with her to the solar for a night of lovemaking. So this is what a servant does with kingly power, Jamish mused, the only man spared from this atrocity. And so it was every year. The kingdom became a Joker’s nightmare, chaos manifesting as though to make the normal routine seem sensible by contrast. At dawn of the second day, the smell of wine imbued the tapestries, and broken dishes littered the floor where the drunken minstrels now slept. New guests entered for the midday repast. Noblemen served roast turkeys, cranberries, and hot cakes while Ybn, glowing with the queen beside her, offered toasts and made inane jokes at Geonn’s expense.

“You wear the crown well, Ybn,” Jamish told her. “Authority suits you.”

“I’ve considered some decrees for this evening,” Ybn replied. “I will announce that all nobles must wear one shoe and one stocking! What do you think? Amusing, eh?”

“You should empty the jail,” Jamish replied.

Ybn’s childish grin fell like an anvil. “What? You mean, free the prisoners?”

“All of them.”

“No. No, Jamish. That’s going too far!”

“Then I like your other idea. The one about the shoes.”

Ybn grinned again. “Do you really think I should?”

“I understand children are already gathering sticks for the pyre,” was Jamish’s response, one that he regretted because Sera now wanted his attention.

“With the queen’s permission, I would like a word with the sorcerer.”

“Granted.” Ybn winked and smiled before receiving a deep kiss on the mouth, Sera’s hands around her too-slender waist. Jamish had to admit that Sera looked more beautiful than ever. He first thought that peasantry suited her but no—it was the glow in her eyes, the rose returned to her cheeks. She had experienced love. Even an old sorcerer could see that, and he felt pity for her as she led the way to a private chamber.

“She plays the part well, does she not?” Sera smiled, closing the door behind them.

Jamish sighed. “She’s as honorable of a monarch as any in recent memory.”

“No. I mean playing the part of a fool to avoid suspicion!”

“Suspicion?”

Sera’s eyes narrowed, and Jamish felt a chill he had not known in years. “I have a plan, Jamish,” she said. “But I need your help.”

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“I’ll have her killed,” Geonn said. He was down on his hands and knees, scrubbing the floor of the Great Hall he until yesterday ruled while former duchesses lay behind him on rugs, panting and groaning as former slaves whose flesh had grown bulky and bronze through hard labor indulged in an orgy of carnal pleasure. The duchesses seemed not to mind so much as their scrawny and pasty husbands swept.

“You’ll have who killed?” Jamish inquired.

“Sera! Ybn’s screams of agony on the pyre will pale by comparison to what I have in store for her when this infernal festival comes to an end!”

“Careful what you say. The gods might hear.”

“Damn the gods!” Geonn cried, and a hush fell even from the duchesses and slaves as his voice echoed from walls of masonry. “These peasant women have gone too far! They’ve made a mockery of me!” He looked up, beady eyes beneath bushy eyebrows and lips quivering. “Can a woman die from pain?”

“I am a healer.”

“No. Not today. I want Sera’s screams to echo for generations, do you understand? I am king, dammit. I will always be kin—now invent something before I have you killed as well!”

Jamish looked down at the hatred in Geonn’s eyes, so different from the love in Sera’s. He comprehended neither—lacked understanding for either side of human passion—yet he knew which one he preferred. It was clear now, and Jamish allowed himself a simple smile. “You’d already convinced me when you damned the gods … my lord.

Jamish spent his days in his laboratory, high within the castle tower, sunlight peeping through the shutters as the fields below plumped with fragrant strawberries.

An experiment gone wrong.

A painless, blistering balm.

A disfigured ferret wheezed and watched down upon him as the sorcerer worked, mixing powders and soft metals while Ybn’s rule became more eccentric by day, her lovemaking in Sera and Geonn’s royal bed of satin echoing through the halls of masonry by night. Geonn, whose weakness of age and decrepit mind might have led him to fall dead from shame and exertion after all Ybn put him through, remained alive through sheer will of hate and lust for vengeance.

“Have you done it?” he demanded of the sorcerer on the seventh morning, when Jamish found him lying on the floor of the Great Hall with a brush in his hand. There were no ecstatic groans or wicked demands cast by servants at their former masters today. The castle was silent, and it seemed even the peasants desired a return to order. Geonn’s eyes grew wild. “Did you invent a torture for that peasant wench I took as a wife?”

“A potion that eat her painfully from the inside out,” Jamish replied with his gnarled hand placed almost lovingly on his lord’s weary heard. Geonn slapped it away, and Jamish continued: “But we have greater concerns. This is Ybn’s last day as king, and rumor has spread that she intends to empty the jails. Furthermore, Sera has manipulated her into agreeing to recant some of your most wise and powerful laws. As we speak, they prepare couriers for dispatch. They will declare war where you have made peace, and offer treaty where you have made war. In essence, my lord, they intend to undo all the good you have done.”

Geonn gasped. “Sweet merciful me!”

“Indeed,” Jamish sighed. “But there is hope. Even Ybn, who has enjoyed this rouse so much at your expense, realizes—excuse me, my lord, but are you feeling all right?”

“Get on with it!”

“Your eyes are rather red.”

“I have not slept, now tell me—”

“Even Ybn realizes things have gone too far. She offers a solution.” Jamish produced two plaster artifacts from his robe.

“What are these?”

“Masks, my true lord,” Ybn said, drawing up from behind Geonn’s outlaid figure. She offered a hand to help the king to his feet but he refused.

“What is going on?”

“So no one will recognize us!” Ybn replied and then explained. “I am no king. I cannot stand up to Sera’s demands. But you can. You are truly wise and powerful. Now hurry. We must go!”

A flicker of understanding crossed Geonn’s weary face. At last he stood, bones popping from his back and knees, and Jamish regarded him alongside Ybn. One scrawny, the other boyish—not dissimilar, and the plan might work. “Hurry!” Jamish told them both. “Before Sera returns!”

King posing as servant posing as king.

Servant posing as king posing as servant.

Ybn and Geonn exchanged clothes hurriedly before placing on their masks.

“What is this … stuff?” Geonn grumbled as the first guests arrived for morning repast.

“A balm, my lord,” Jamish said anxiously. “An adhesive to hold the masks in place. Now…hurry!”

“It tastes damn awful!”

“Swallow, it won’t harm you. Now hurry—there is still time to stop the couriers!”

“Yes, of course!” Geonn said, hurrying away in his king’s clothes and mask as Jamish turned to the assembling guests, most of them wearing one stocking and one shoe. They looked puzzled, thinking Ybn to be Geonn in her servant’s clothes and mask.

“Another game!” Jamish laughed. The sound seemed alien even to his own ears, but he recovered and slapped Ybn on her ass. “Go fetch us some wine, you dumb whore!”

And that seemed to amuse everyone as they sat down to await their food.

* * *


Citizens gathered sticks for the sacrificial pyre at village center as debauchery gave way to ceremony in the Great Hall. Jamish recited words of holy prayer as attendant guests peeped from bowed heads, glancing between King Geonn and Ybn, each indistinguishable from the other. No one was certain who was who, and Jamish had lost track himself. It really didn’t matter anymore.

Hymns completed, the sorcerer descended from his altar near midnight. His heart pounded. In each hand, he carried a wreath. One was alive and green with leaves and summer fruits; the other adorned only with thorns. Jamish brought the wreaths before King Geonn and Ybn at their knees and placed them on their heads as crowns. All eyes waited to see who would live and who would die.

Remove your masks!” Jamish pronounced.

Sera gasped. Worn with anxiety, she nearly fell from her station.

Yet neither Ybn nor Geonn hesitated.

* * *


Horror knows no hierarchy.

Disgust holds no regard for heraldry or caste.

Lords and servants alike gasped at the sight of the king and false king. A few fainted. Some shrank away and hid their eyes while others expunged ceremonial feasts from their bellies. Geonn and Ybn stared at one another, neither aware that the image in front of them was a mirror.

The failed balm had worked beyond Jamish’s expectations. Ybn and Geonn were horrors, the both of them. Hair singed. Skin burned. Festering blisters oozed so that flesh appeared as though cast in lumpy yellow gravy to make hopeless any attempt at recognition. Even by the gods.

“What evil is this?” Jamish cried. His voice echoed through the hall, and he threw himself upon the ground. “Who among you has so angered the gods during this week of celebration?”

The audience shrank, heads filled with disgust and the prayers they’d recited.

“Someone—” the sorcerer declared, shaking his fist, “—someone has transgressed the will of the gods! Let this man or woman step forward now and receive penalty!”

Silence.

Every man and every woman felt shame.

“Which of them is the true king?” someone said.

“Disrobe them so we might see!” cried another.

Sera, returned now to her post and smelling of jasmine, ordered that man slain by the castle guard. Even before the sword was withdrawn damp from between his shoulder blades, she called for order. “No such impropriety is required!” she said.

For only she knew the true taste of her beloved husband’s lips.

“It is allowed,” the sorcerer agreed and Sera strode across the Great Hall as torches were lit and villagers chanted in the streets below. With open mouth, she kissed one waiting king and then the other. Passionate and deep—one kiss for hello, and the other for goodbye.

Sera wiped her mouth on her hand as the clock struck twelve and said “I have made my decision. Only he is the true king.”

The congregation roared in approval.

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“No! No, there is a mistake!” Geonn cried as a mass of hands lifted him, passed him overhead from the Great Hall, through the door, out the gates, and down into the village. The balm had left him wheezing, his voice little more than a creak as his throat had melted much like his face. “I am king, damn you! Damn all of you and damn the gods!”

Sera and Ybn followed, hand in hand through the village streets. They kissed as the king was tied, shouting rather than dancing like the chieftains of old, and Sera’s hands were full of Ybn’s released breasts as the pyre was lit. Love was in the air, and soon the scent of smoke and burning flesh. Geonn screamed as the fired licked at him, tasting him before deciding to eat him whole. Neither Sera nor Ybn seemed to mind, delighted in fact that he was gone as the villagers sang the praises of gods at midsummer. Jamish wondered at all of them as ash rose to mingle with the stars. The people—these people—could never be cured of the passions of the world. But they could be improved. He’d have time alone to do it—time for elements and starlight, balms and potions. Sera had promised him that much, and already he felt improvement on the way.

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>Bryan Lindenberger recently graduated with his M.A. in professional communications. He enjoys writing and research and now works producing marketing plans and feasibility studies for entrepreneurs. Still, his love is reading and writing fiction. He recently had work accepted for the Clash of Steel: Demon anthology and some magic realism by the magazine 69 Flavors of Paranoia.

Where do you get the ideas for your stories?

"Master of the King" stems from a series of short stories based upon actual customs practiced in medieval Europe and elsewhere. I enjoy going back to early source material and visiting anthropological texts to understand the motivations behind ordinary customs, some of which linger with us, in diluted forms, even today.

Illusionist Blossoms

Illusionist Blossoms
by Robert Shmigelsky

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Stretching, spreading upwards
from the ground, the stem
from which bends—a bulb,
white, funneled, and closed.

Opening only once before withering,
illusionist blossoms do not open
for any ordinary reason:
a certain time of day or night
or only during a certain season.

Each flower waiting for a specific moment,
illusionist blossoms only bloom
on those rare unmatched events
when near the end of the night
the fates seem to have arranged
something extraordinary to occur:
such as lovers’ first embrace,
a novelist finishing his masterpiece.

When destinies collide,
great potential reached,
seven star-shaped leaves
slowly part open,
revealing in tiny measures
a lustrous white cloud within;
from which flows out
wisps of light
that, touching the ground,
spring up into illusions
of those embracing,
memories of days spent in slow toil,
and all the other marvels, imaginable
and unimaginable.

When illusions end, fade away
new illusionist blossoms pop up,
replacing the one that gave way.

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Robert Shmigelsky is an aspiring fantasy writer taking English courses at Okanagan College to try to improve his writing. He says: Besides reading and writing, some of my hobbies include computers, football and history. I have a dry sense of humour, which I blame my stepfather for. Also, I have a habit of making history jokes no one but me understands. I am currently working as a certified care aide in beautiful British Columbia to support my writing.

Where do you get the ideas for your poems?

My ideas generally come to me while listening to music. When you're feeling a little out of it, nothing gets you going like a little inspiration.
Sometimes it helps just to start jotting ideas down. I believe 90% of what writers conjure up is unintentional. I have this idea in my head I'm busy translating onto paper and the next thing I know what I'm writing is completely different than what I originally intended.

In this case, the idea came to me while writing a short story about a gardener and I decided I needed to invent my own kind of flowers.

How to Bake the Perfect Pie for your Husband

How to Bake the Perfect Pie for your Husband
by Laura Rheaume

How to Bake...


First, the olives must be stolen in the cover of night, and/or preferably the rain. Climb barefoot up the tree branches, making sure to remove any white cats that might be prowling in the bark, as they would only be a hindrance and possible witnesses.

Taste the olives while still in the tree, knees bent and ankles dangling. They must be juicy enough to rub on your shins. If the olives are not oily or bitter enough, or if they are too green, then another tree must be climbed. Go to it blindfolded, hands out.

If the tree gets struck by lightning while you are in it, hold your breath, leave the tree while it is still singing. If the shock singes off your hands, suck on them to make them grow back.

If the rich neighbor shoots you for trespassing, you must drop to a crouch, crawl moaning to him, and bite his feet. Find the bullets. If they go past you and sink into the trunks of trees, throw them into the den of a mouse. The mouse will take care of them for you. If the bullets are in your body, fish them out with your hooked forefinger. Then wrangle the neighbor down and place them over his closed eyelids, licking his shoulder blades comfortingly.

When moths come, call out to them as if they were your old lovers, so they are not afraid of you. A moth’s fear can follow you for years and cause you much trouble.

If you find a sparrow or an owl, shake the tree branches. The silver leaves will rattle like a wind chime, and if they are wet they will flash and reflect the moonlight. Any nearby bird will mistake it for a chandelier, and will come to build its nest in the musical and protective glow. Catch it and pluck a few of its wing feathers out before you let it go again. If desired, you can weave these in your hair.

Take the olives home in the basket you brought. When you get home, let them soak overnight in salt and oak moss tea (or the tea of orris-root, if you have no more oak moss from last season). Drip the wax of a white or yellow candle into the mixture. This is for coating. Crumble the heads of dandelions on the top. This is to flavor the organs once the pie is eaten. Grind the olives with the pits still in, and pour into the pie crust. Leave on the windowsill, guarding against younger, wifeless boys who might try to take a taste of the pie. If you find one, cut out his eyes. These can later be used for a cake.

Wait seven days to serve. When your faithful and lucky husband eats his pie, sit in his lap and pet his throat soothingly with your palm, purring and whispering.

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How to Bake...

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Laura Rheaume graduated from the University of California San Diego while studying writing and neuroscience. She continues to live in San Diego with her fiance and parakeets. Her work is forthcoming in Breadcrumb Scabs, Chiron Review, and Vertebrae Journal.

What inspires you to write and keep writing?

It often feels as if I have no choice in the matter. If I stop writing, I run the risk of getting physically sick, even nauseated, and the only cure is to lie in bed for the rest of the night and write. Our demons need to be fed and sacrificed to somehow...

Byblos

Byblos
by Shelly Bryant

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the whole earth wandered
in search of her lost love
only to find him in Byblos
at rest beneath palm fronds
not a single feast missing
in the halls of its king

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Shelly Bryant splits her time between Singapore and Shanghai, sometimes teaching English literature, and sometimes studying Chinese language. Her first poetry collection, Cyborg Chimera, was released in 2009, and her second is due out later this year. Besides working with speculative poetry, she does some nonfiction writing. Her loves for travel and writing intermingle in the Pocket Guide to Suzhou, which was published in May 2010 in Shanghai, China.

What do you think is the attraction of the fantasy genre?

I think the attraction to the fantasy genre lies in the way it triggers the reader's imagination, even as it hints at (never exhausts) the ranges of writer's imagination. It gives us a safe place to explore issues in the "real" world — those hard realities that are better examined when removed from the here and now, if we hope to gain the sort of distance that gives us a suitable perspective for proper contemplation.

Epimetheus' Palace

Epimetheus’ Palace
By Alva J. Roberts

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Cyrus Pelagious stared at the structure before him. It was a massive looming construction that filled him with a sense of pure dread. It was impossible to imagine men building such a thing. It was larger than some of the small mountains he could see in the distance. His grip tightened on the rough leather hilt of his shimmering bronze sword. Usually the weapon gave him a sense of security, but now it did nothing to calm his frayed nerves.

“Surely this is the palace of Apollo!” Aristokles exclaimed.

Cyrus turned to look at his young cousin. It had probably been a mistake to bring the youth. He was blade thin, with thin scrawny arms. His linothorax armor of pressed linen hung loose on his slender frame, giving little protection. His helmet of boars’ tusk glued to leather kept falling down over his eyes. If it came to battle Aristokles would die, and it would be on Cyrus’ head, but how could he leave the youth behind?

The boy’s parents were both dead; Cyrus was the only family he had. They needed money, so Cyrus had to come, and he had nowhere to leave the boy. His choices had been limited; he could bring the boy, or they could both starve. Food was growing rare and coin even rarer.

“It is not Apollo’s Celestial Palace. This structure was built by men. Foolish men, who dared challenge the gods, and were punished for their hubris,” the old woman said. Her hair was silver gray, and her face was a thin mask of wrinkles. Cyrus would put her age at sixty or sixty-five, making her one of the oldest people he had ever met. Despite her age, Cyrus had to admit she was beautiful.

“What’s hub-wrist?” Aristokles asked innocently.

“Not hub-wrist, hubris. It’s when…oh never mind, it’s not important. Zeus save me from uneducated cretins.” The woman turned away to face the palace. Cyrus stared at her back. He liked the woman less every minute he was around her. “I am not paying you to ask questions, I’m paying you to protect me,” she said after another few moments.

Cyrus sighed and began walking towards the palace. It had been like this for days. The woman, who would not even give her name, seemed to think that all that mattered to Cyrus and Aristokles was gold, that she could treat them however she wanted as long as she paid them. The knowledge that she was right was a bitter lump in the pit of his stomach.

He glanced at the palace, trying to clear his mind. He had been trying to avoid looking at the thing for the past few hours. Despite its size and its former grandeur the structure was in ruins. The thick stone walls were falling inward, and the wood frame roof had collapsed. Graffiti marred the thick granite, and vile things floated in the tepid water of the fountain that decorated the overrun gardens in front of the palace.

The place looked as if it had been deserted a long time. There was nothing unique about its abandonment; villages and towns all over the countryside were in much the same state. Since the troubles began, it seemed as if all of Mycenaean civilization was collapsing.

But there was something ominous about the ruins, something that sent shivers down Cyrus’ spine. The walls seemed to twist and curve, making it hard for his eye to follow the lines of the building. The shadows of dusk crawled across the dark granite stones, making them look like they were covered in dried blood.

"I will light some torches," Cyrus said as they reached the gaping wound in the side of the palace where the gates once stood, "though I do not know why we are entering as the sun sets. I think it would be better to come back at dawn."

"I am not paying you to think. Some things must be accomplished at night. There will be plenty of light once we get inside," the woman replied, her voice full of arrogance.

The interior of the building was in a worse state of repair than the exterior. A thick layer of dirt and rubble covered the floor. Everything of value had long ago been stripped away; someone had even tried to chip the fresco off the wall, and the shattered pieces covered the floor. But Cyrus could clearly see that it depicted a man, a huge man, walking down a hill, carrying a giant torch.

"Who do you think that is?" Aristokles asked in an awe-filled voice.

"It is Prometheus stealing fire from the gods, to give to mankind. He and his brother, Epimetheus, were immortal. To punish him for his transgression, the gods bound Prometheus to a boulder, while a giant eagle eats his liver for the rest of eternity," the woman said, and for the first time since Cyrus met her, she showed an emotion other than annoyance. She sounded sad. “Our destination is far below the earth. The palace stretches almost as far below ground as it does above. Follow me.”

As Cyrus followed the woman through the shattered palace, the light shining through the holes in the ceiling grew dim. It was pure foolishness not to bring torches along, especially if their destination was below ground. But as she liked to remind him, she was the employer, and he would follow her lead. He just hoped he didn’t trip in the darkness and break his leg or worse.

Cyrus felt a tremor of fear course down his spine, but he ruthlessly forced it down. He needed the woman’s money; he could not afford fear. If he let his own cowardice prevent him from completing his task, both he and Aristokles would starve.

“Down here,” the woman called, lifting a trap door. The orange glow of fire light greeted them from the underground expanse. How had the woman known it would be there?

Cyrus took the lead, heading down the rickety ladder. The lower level of the palace looked much like the levels above, only cleaner, and in better condition. The looters had never found the trap door, and nature had been kept out. Torches in bronze sconces lined the walls. Down the hall he could see small, finely crafted tables, and a huge mirror on the wall.

The place felt eerie. It was like he was invading someone’s home, like they had just stepped out and would be back any minute. At the same time it felt old, like no one had been there in a long, long time.

There was a loud clanking sound to his right. He turned towards the noise, raising his shield. The light wood frame, covered with a thin sheet of bronze, would provide protection from most weapons. His sword was gripped tight in his hand, ready to face whatever dangers the ruins held.

Two figures clanked their way from a room down the hall. They were covered from head to toe in thick sheets of bronze. They moved in a jerky fashion, with their heads cocked at an odd angle. When they saw Cyrus, they surged forward.

Cyrus swung his sword at one of them with all his strength, only to have the blade rebound off of the man’s thick armor. The blade was nearly jarred from his hand, and he had to step back to adjust his grip.

The man took advantage of his inattention and swung one of his huge fists towards Cyrus. Cyrus lifted his shield to block the blow, but the force of it hurled him down the hall and shattered the wood frame of his shield. Cyrus rolled to his feet, his sword at the ready. What manner of men were these?

“Hold! I command you to hold!” the woman shouted as she descended the ladder.

The armored men stopped as if the woman had some magical control over them. Aristokles stared down from the level above with his mouth hanging open. The youth hadn’t even moved. The boy was no veteran and the whole skirmish had only lasted a few moments.

“You know these men?” Cyrus shouted, rage coloring his voice.

“They are not men. They are automontones created by Hephaestus to serve those who once ruled from this palace. They were a wedding gift. I did not think that they would still be operational. The must have found their way down here, to the servants quarters, in the last days before it was abandoned.” The woman walked past Cyrus, motioning for him to follow. The automontones followed her gesture. Cyrus stood rubbing his arm where the broken shield had bruised it. If the automontones served the ruler of the palace, why were they following her? There were too many questions.

Aristokles scurried down the ladder behind the woman. He had finally closed his mouth but his eyes were huge round saucers in his head. There was no hope for the boy.

“Come on, Aristokles. Stay close, there’s no telling what dangers are lurking down here,” Cyrus said.

The woman walked with a fast stride. She knew this place. She knew every twist and turn, leading them to a gigantic staircase that led even deeper into the earth. Tapestries and paintings covered every available surface of the stairwell. They showed hundreds of men and women; every scene was different. The men and women all looked similar. Cyrus guessed that it was some sort of family gallery.

“Look!” Aristokles whispered, pointing to one of the paintings half-concealed by the darkness.

Cyrus glanced at the painting and stopped to give it his full attention. It depicted a wedding. A smile covered the groom’s face, nearly splitting his head in two. But what made Cyrus stare was the bride. It was the woman. Years younger, to be sure, but there could be no mistake; it was her. Cyrus liked this less and less.

They hurried to catch up to the woman, hoping that she did not notice their viewing of the painting. The staircase was long, and led deep into the earth. The sconces on the walls cast a fitful light that did little to illuminate the darkness. It was if the shadows themselves were trying to extinguish the light.

“We are in the wine cellar. There is only one level below this,” the woman said.

Cyrus heard a soft rustle in the darkness and spun to look. Something was scurrying in the shadows, and whatever it was, it was fast. It stayed in the darkness, always just out of sight. There was a strange flapping noise and then something scraped along the ceiling, nearly twenty feet over their heads and shrouded in gloom.

“What’s that?” Aristokles asked, gripping the hilt of his sword in a white-knuckled grasp.

“It is nothing,” the woman replied. “We should continue on. Your lack of courage must impede you in many tasks, but I will not let your personal inadequacies and failings hamper my plans.”

“No. I’ve had enough of this. Whatever you are doing, you can do it by yourself. We’re leaving!” Cyrus said. He turned, striding purposefully toward the stairwell. Aristokles chased after him.

“You cannot leave me. The task is not done.”

“You can find another lackey!” Cyrus spat. The woman was beyond belief. Did she truly think that her pleading would mean anything to them?

Cyrus stepped onto the first step and rebounded, his head throbbing from the impact. It was like he had walked into a wall.

“Witch! Do you seek to bind us here?” Cyrus leapt to his feet, his sword darting forward to rest in nape of the woman’s neck. “Release us or I will cut your throat!”

“It is not in my power. None of us may leave this dark abode until dawn, when Apollo rides his great chariot across the sky. The creatures of shadow fear his might, but they fear little else.”

“Perhaps you speak the truth, but maybe I should drain the blood from your veins and wait for the dawn!”

The automontones clanked forward, their massive hands raised in aggression. There was no way he could defeat the creatures, but they would be too slow to stop his blade from killing the witch.

“Hold!” the woman yelled to the automontones. “You do not understand. The fault is mine. I have not been forthcoming, but I worried that if you knew the task at hand then you would balk. The fate of the world rests on our shoulders. You have seen the evil encroaching throughout Mycenae, you have seen the cities fall, and the dark things that stalk the night. This is the source of that evil. We must complete our task. I need you.”

Cyrus stared deep into the woman’s crystal blue eyes. She at least believed she was telling the truth. But that did not mean she was correct. Nor did it prove that there was anything he could do about it.

“You have your automontones. Why do you need me?”

“There are some tasks that they cannot perform. I need you. I am requesting your aide to save the earth. Please help me!”

“It seems we have little choice, but if anything happens to Aristokles you will not survive him long.” Cyrus meant every word; if this woman’s schemes harmed his cousin he would not be able to control himself. Aristokles was the only family he had left.

The woman nodded as if agreeing and turned to make her way deeper into the underground complex. Cyrus followed. He should have told her to jump off a cliff. This was pure foolishness. Cyrus had no desire to journey farther into the cursed palace. But what if she was telling the truth? There was no denying that every year brought more dark things that stalked the night.

Cyrus tightened his grip on his sword. The flapping noise was back. Something was flying over their heads, and whatever it was stuck to the darkness above, never entering the flickering torchlight. It was almost as if it was waiting for them, watching.

Moving faster, Cyrus could see something huge dive down from the ceiling to smash into one of the automontones. Cyrus saw a blinding flurry of feathers and pale flesh and then the thing, whatever it was, was gone.

“What in the name of Hades was that?” Cyrus yelled. The automontone hardly looked the worse for the skirmish, but he could see long scratches marring its thick bronze chest plate, and had no doubt that whatever it was would kill him.

“Harpies!” the woman shouted. She had her small dagger drawn and was staring at the ceiling.

“But Harpies aren’t real! They’re just made up stories!” Aristokles protested.

“They travel in groups of three! There are three of them!”

Cyrus heard the sound of flapping wings behind him and spun, thrusting his sword out. He felt the blade strike something, and then sharp claws tore at his flesh. He lifted his arm to shield his eyes and hacked blindly at his attacker. Wings beat at him, sharp claws tore at his flesh, and all-too-human hands pummeled him. The beast cried with a raspy inhuman voice, sounding like a giant bird.

Cyrus stabbed foreword, and the monster’s warm blood sprayed across his face and it fell to the ground. Cyrus fell forward panting, the fear and the adrenaline having taken his ability to stand. He looked down at the dead monster. Just like the stories said, it had the lower body of a massive eagle with razor sharp talons. It upper body was that of a human woman who was grotesquely malformed; sprouting from the woman’s back were two huge wings. It looked like something from a nightmare.

Cyrus glanced around the room. Aristokles stood back away from the fighting, staring in shock at the monsters. Cyrus couldn’t blame the boy; had he not been attacked himself, he might have been doing the same thing.

One of the creatures lay dead at the woman’s feet, its throat cut by the woman’s little dagger. But how had she not been harmed? Cyrus was covered in dozens of scratches, some of them deep. His linothorax armor had done nothing to stop the claws. The enameled linen of the armor was torn into jagged strips.

The automontones had caught the other harpy. They had their huge metal hands wrapped around the creature’s arms and legs. The harpy wailed in pain as the automontones began to pull. Cyrus turned away just before he heard a sickening pop, and the sound of blood pouring out over the floor. Seconds later, the sound of Aristokles being violently ill filled the chamber.

“We should get going. The creatures are immortal; they will rise soon and they will be angry,” the woman said.

“Won’t they follow us?” Aristokles asked in strained voice.

“They fear what is beyond.”

The woman walked from the chamber at a brisk pace, entering the passageway. Cyrus was too numb to speak so he followed after her in silence. There was something strange about the woman. When she spoke everyone around her listened. Maybe she really was a witch.

The small passageway quickly opened up into a single cavernous room. The room was filled with dozens of giant barrels that nearly touched the ceiling and it smelled of old wine and something else, something rotten and putrescent. There were torches near the entrance, and all the way across the massive room Cyrus could see the small pinpricks of light that proved there were other sconces. But by and large the huge room was darker than the darkest night.

“Y-y-you want us to…across this?” Aristokles asked.

“It is the only way. When the inhabitants left they doused the torches here. There were…things residing in the darkness that were drawn to the light. We bound them to this room and they cannot escape.”

The woman walked forward into the darkness, the automontones right behind her. Cyrus glanced at his cousin and gave a little shrug of his shoulders before hurrying on. They had no choice; they could either face the darkness or the angry harpies.

He felt his way forward, gripping his sword. The aisle between the casks seemed clear. Cyrus picked up his pace. He could hear a shuffling noise in the darkness, and low moans that were already growing closer.

Aristokles screamed.

“Aristokles!” Cyrus yelled, running to the source of the screams.

“What has happened?” the woman shouted.

Cyrus could see a light coming from where Aristokles had been standing. He rushed to the spot and had to stop suddenly before he fell into a gaping hole in the floor. Bright orange fire light shown up from the chamber twenty feet below. Cyrus could see his young cousin at the bottom of the hole.

“Aristokles! Are you all right? Aristokles!” Cyrus shouted his voice panicked.

“I…I… think I broke my leg,” the boy called up.

“Hold on! I’m coming!” Cyrus shouted, reaching for the edge of the hole.

“Stop! Are you that moronic? You would leap down there? The boy is lucky he only broke his leg. A fall like that can kill,” the woman said. “We will be down there momentarily. As long as he remains in the fire light, he should be safe. Which is more than I can say for us.” The strange shuffling sound grew louder, punctuating the woman’s words.

Cyrus growled in annoyance. She was right; if he leapt down, there was a good chance he would be hurt worse than his cousin. He could not help the boy with a broken neck. “Hold on! We’ll be down in a minute!”

“All right,” Aristokles said in a distracted voice.

Cyrus thought he could hear someone down below talking. “Are you alone?”

“I’ll see you in a few moments,” Aristokles answered.

Something grasped Cyrus’ shoulder in a tight painful grip. He spun around, swinging his sword. Thick black fluid gushed out over his hands. He stabbed the blade upward and more of the thick black liquid poured over him. A body flopped down near the hole, the orange fire light illuminating the creature.

It looked like a man but it was a man who had been dead for days, if not weeks. His skin had a sickly green hue, and his flesh was bloated. Where one of his eyes should have been there was cavernous hole filled with pus.

“What manner of beast is this?” Cyrus shouted.

“The servants of Epimetheus’ palace were transformed into these creatures. Come, if one has found us the others will soon follow! The hole in the floor has broken the enchantment on this room. They are no longer bound!”

Cyrus heard the sound of dozens of feet shuffling through the darkness. He looked at the tiny lights in the distance and jumped to his feet, sprinting towards them. The automontones clanked behind him, their heavy feet slow and cumbersome.

Automontones protect us!” the woman shouted.

One of the pairs of clanking feet stopped following. The sound of thick bronze fists smashing into rotting flesh filled the wine cellar. Cyrus forced himself to sprint faster. Fear curled its way up his spine and churned in his belly. Would one automontone be able to stop the monsters?

As he drew closer, Cyrus could see huge doors ahead of them. He rushed past the door, turning to slam it shut behind him. Bracing his back against it, he screamed, “We need to find a way to barricade this shut!” But he could find nothing that would serve the purpose.

“Move aside!” the woman yelled, reaching into the pouch at her waist to produce a key. Cyrus stepped away, and watched as the woman locked the huge doors.

“Where did you get that key?”

“I’ve had it with me the whole time. I knew I would be venturing into the palace dungeons. It unlocks all of the doors down here. They were very thorough when they built the dungeons; I knew we would need it.”

“That’s not what I asked. Where did you get it? You’ve obviously been here before, when the place was not in ruins. Tell me what is going on!”

“Prometheus was not the only one punished for his crimes; all of mankind was. This is Epimetheus’ palace. In the deepest dungeon there is a box, which holds all the evils of the world. When it was opened, I ran for my life. That vile container is still open, still spewing evil into the world. I am the only one left alive who knows of its existence. It must be closed before the entire world is engulfed in darkness!”

Cyrus stared at the woman, stunned. Even in his backwater village he had heard of the legend. But it could not be true; the tale had been old when his grandfather was a boy, and that would make this woman hundreds years old. It was impossible. “Are you…Pandora?” he asked at length.

“Yes,” she said simply.

Epimetheus' Palace


“That’s impossible,” Cyrus replied, his mind rebelling against the idea.

“You wanted the truth. If you believe it or not is up to you. Up ahead there is another stairwell. Your cousin should be in the chamber at the base of the stairs.”

Cyrus nodded, unable to speak, his mind racing. He needed to save Aristokles and then he could contemplate this woman’s wild tales. If Pandora’s Box really did lie in the bottom of the complex then he had to close it, but if she was just some madwoman then he should wait until dawn and run for the hills.

They walked down the stairs in silence. The only sounds were the clanking of the automontone and the huffing of Cyrus’ own breath.

His wounds were beginning to ache. Not a single one was serious, but taken as a whole, he had lost a lot of blood. He would need to rest soon. Exhaustion was already weighing down his steps when they reached the chamber.

The room was massive, and in its center there was a huge flame. The fire had no fuel that Cyrus could see. A small pile of rubble lay in the middle of the room where Aristokles had fallen through the floor. Darkness swirled around the edges, as if it was angered by the fire light.

“The flame Prometheus stole from the gods. It is a beautiful as I remember. The fire is what keeps the torches throughout the palace lit. It is our light in the darkness. The Box lies down the last passageway,” Pandora said, pointing to one of the many portals that lead from the room. “Where is your cousin?”

“I don’t know. Aristokles! Where are you?” Cyrus shouted, worry tempering his voice.

Something dark as night, moving faster than the eye could see, scurried from the darkness. The writhing mass of shadow engulfed the automontone. Cyrus blanched in terror as he saw the cloud swirl around the metal. The metal man staggered around the room and fell with a loud clank. Ice covered the thick bronze and the orange glow of the automontone’s eyes was gone. The darkness shrieked in rage and swirled away.

“By the gods! What was that?”

“Evil. Pure, undiluted evil.”

“Did it take Aristokles? Where is my cousin?”

“It would not enter the fire light for him. It saw the automontone as a threat. Your cousin should have been safe. But if you will not complete the quest without him…” Pandora paused, closing her eyes. “Artemis, goddess of the hunt, help us find him.”

“Cyrus? I’m in here!” Aristokles called, as if in answer to Pandora’s prayer.

Cyrus rushed to the room Aristokles called from, and stopped in his tracks. The room was dimly lit by torches. There was a massive bed filling most of the room, covered in fine linens. Aristokles’ half-naked body was sprawled across the bed. But that was not what caught Cyrus’ attention. It was the woman; she was more beautiful than anything that Cyrus had seen before. More beautiful than Pandora. Passion welled up inside of him, a burning hot desire that he could not deny.

“I have another guest. It has been so very long, and now I have two in a single day!” The woman glided towards Cyrus, her feet barely touching the floor. He felt his sword fall from his nerveless fingers to clang to the floor.

“Stop! Foul demon, Lamiae, I know you, and your wiles will not work on me!” Pandora screamed, rushing into the room with her dagger drawn.

The woman’s countenance changed instantly. Long fangs glistened from her mouth. Claws extended from her fingertips. For the first time, Cyrus saw the blood.

The crimson fluid covered her face and chest. The bed linens were stained red with it as it poured from the gaping wound in Aristokles’ neck.

Her spell broken, Cyrus dived for his sword. He rolled to his feet, the blade held defensively. Pandora lunged at the demon, her dagger sinking into the creature’s unholy flesh. It screamed in pain and swung one of its taloned hands at Pandora. She flew across the room, her blood splattering over the gray stones of the floor.

Cyrus lunged forward, thrusting his bronze sword through the demon’s heart. Its blood splattered across the sword and his hand. Smoke rose from the spots where it landed as the acidic blood ate through the bronze of the blade and the tender flesh of his hand.

Cyrus howled his pain, clutching his injured fist to his chest. The pain was almost unbearable. He couldn’t bring himself to look at the melting flesh and stark white bone showing beneath.

“Aristokles!” he yelled, stumbling forward, falling on the bed, his good hand reaching out to staunch the flow of blood running from the boy’s neck.

“Where is she? She was here just a moment ago,” Aristokles whispered. “She’s very pretty. You’ll like her, Cyrus.”

“I think she left for a moment,” Cyrus whispered, tears running down his face. There was so much blood, blood everywhere. It covered the entire bed.

“It’s very cold. I think I will nap until she returns. It’s too bad mother can’t meet her,” Aristokles said, closing his eyes.

“Aristokles!” Cyrus shouted his cousin’s name, even though he knew it was no use. Tears rolled down his face as he stumbled to his feet. “Pandora?” he called, turning toward the injured woman.

She was lying against the wall. Her hands clutched at her midsection, trying to stuff her bowels back inside her body. Cyrus turned away, closing his eyes, unable to stand the sight.

“But you’re immortal. You can’t die!” Cyrus cried, suddenly feeling very alone.

“I do not age as you, but I am far from immortal. You…have to close…the Box,” she gurgled, as blood ran down her chin.

The Box.

Cyrus ran from the horrors of the chamber, tears rolling down from his eyes. He could feel the acidic blood of the demon working its way up his arm, slowing eating away his flesh. He staggered to the entrance that Pandora indicated.

They were dead, both of them. Aristokles. Pandora. And the demon’s blood would take Cyrus from the world soon. It would not be for nothing. He would close the Box.

The darkness was thick as he stepped through the portal. It was like walking through mud. He forced his way deeper into the murky depths as it began to swirl around his feet.

He could feel the icy tendrils crawling their way up his legs, freezing his flesh. But he lurched forward. His leg wobbled and he tumbled to the ground, the frozen limb no longer able to bear his weight.

He crawled forward, the darkness so cold it felt like it was burning the skin from his bones. A soft whimpering filled the tiny room. Cyrus barely recognized it as his own voice. The tears rolling from his eyes froze to his face.

His reaching hand felt something square and wooden. He stretched up feeling the object in the empty darkness, until he found what he was searching for, and slammed the lid shut.

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“Epimetheus’ Palace” previously appeared in Pandora’s Nightmare: Horror Unleashed from Pill Hill Press.

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Alva J. Roberts (pronounced Al-Vee J. Roberts) lives in Western Nebraska with his wife and two dogs. When he is not writing he works as librarian. He writes in all genres of speculative fiction but his passion is writing fantasy. Visit him online at: http://alvaroberts.weebly.com/.

What advice do you have for other fantasy writers?

Don't fear failure. Many of the would-be writers I talk to have a fear of failure that keeps them from writing. Most of my favorite authors could not get their first novel published, but that didn't stop them from writing their next novel. Rejection letters are an opportunity to grow as a writer, and one thing I have in common with my favorite New York Times bestselling author.

U...

U…
by Alec B Kowalczyk

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Late at night
the conning tower
of a scaled-down
submarine rears
its head out
of the waters
of Washington
Park Lake.
Drowned rays
of light spill
from flanking
port windows
like stunted oars
in the turbid water.
Parallel propelled
streamers cross
the wake of moonlight
on the disturbed lake.
Cigar-sized torpedoes
charge full speed ahead.

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Alec B Kowalczyk is a native of South Troy, New York, a civil engineer by day, with an interest in the mechanics of poetry. His work has been published in The Feathertale Review, Black Petals, ChiZine, The Horror Zine, Pif Magazine, Semaphore Magazine, Versal, Yellow Mama and others, winning a Dark Animus award for poetry. Snark Publishing released his chapbook Shadow and Substance. Most recently some of his work can be found in Jeani Rector's anthology "Twice the Terror" and forthcoming in the two anthologies, Jennifer Bowles' "The Medulla Review Anthology" and Jeani Rector's "What Fears Become".

Where do you get the ideas for your poems?

I try to maintain an open door and open mind, finding that ideas will enter
freely and frequently if my mind is at ease to receive them. Ideas for me seem
to come from without, and the writer is the doctor who assists bringing the
poems into the world.

The Picky Dragon

The Picky Dragon
by Troy Morash

The Picky Dragon


Once there was a fierce and grumpy dragon that dreamed only of leaving his cave and flying away to the brilliantly bright castle in the sky. A castle made of flames and light, where everyone danced with speed and joy. But according to the legends this was only possible if a dragon had a kind master who would jump on its back, and guide it with love. And this dragon was not a pleasant fellow.

The dragon read books on how to be kind and gentle, forgiving and understanding, so as to attract the perfect master.

It did not take long for potential masters to begin appearing at the mouth of the cave. However the dragon always found something wrong with each of them. “That one is too bossy,” it would say to itself. “And that one is too vain. This one talks too much. Oh, no, this one’s too hairy and that one’s too cold,” and on and on it went. It engulfed each and every one of them with flames.

After a few miles of time the dragon had burned to death hundreds of inspiring masters. The dragon could always think up an excuse. Clearly, thinking was the dragon’s trouble.

Gossip soon spread throughout the land that the dragon did not really wish to go to the brilliantly bright castle in the sky. So naturally potential masters stopped coming. Before long the dragon grew bored, then angry, then tired and then finally it fell into a deep sleep. It slept so well that it didn’t even think it was sleeping.

Life went as it should for a hefty piece of time and soon the fire inside of the dragon began to ebb. To make matters worse that winter was the coldest winter ever. The dragon however knew nothing of the danger it was in. No one dared try to wake it.

However as luck would have it, nothing stays the same for too long. A young knight, fresh and noble, had heard of the dragon and decided to see if he could jump on its back and fly away to the brilliantly bright castle in the sky. Many people warned that the dragon was dangerous. They said the young knight would definitely die if he tried to tame the wild dragon. But the young master saw no alternative, as dragons were few in number. All the dragons he had rode on before were too timid or scared and always failed him just at the moment when something needed to be done. He was running out of dragons. But he had to hurry for the dragon’s cave was almost completely covered in snow.

The young knight dug his way through the snow. Once inside he crept up to the dragon as it slept, then leaped onto its back and bellowed, “Forget everything you’ve ever learned and everything you have ever expected and dance or die!”

Initially the dragon was struck silly with fear and danced only because it didn’t have any time to think, as thinking was the dragon’s chief trouble. But it danced and before long the dragon began to feel giddy with glee.

Unfortunately a dragon can only not be a dragon for only a few seconds. After few more commands the dragon began to hesitate. It thought, “This can't be right! What if this master is a fake, he would be the death of me!” Other times he thought, “This can't be right! I never read about this in the books. This must be a false master that is so often described in the books and published in newspapers. He might surely be the death of me.”

The young master, however was a real master and could easily look into the dragon's head and heart and hear all of its thoughts.

“Have you read the book that masters read?” he shouted.

“No, I haven't. How could I? I don't speak that language.”

“Then you don’t know what a real master is, do you?”

“Well, I suppose not.”

But with the master on its back the dragon could not help itself and danced some more.

Then it thought, “I am not such a fool as this fool thinks I am.” It realized the master was reading its thoughts. This in itself should have proved to the dragon that this was a real master. But the dragon had the habit of thinking. “What if this master just stole the masters' book and read the chapter on how dragons think? If that is the case, then he isn't a real master at all. I must learn to hide my thoughts from him; for without this simple privacy, I have nothing.” The dragon had read that the only way to do this was to think through a hungry stomach. The dragon hoped that the growling stomach would muffle his thoughts.

But in all truth, the master cared little for the dragon's thoughts and commanded the dragon to dance faster and faster. And the more the master ordered, the more the dragon resisted. This only made the master stronger and the dragon tired.

A short time later master was ready, it was time for them to set off to the brilliantly bright castle in the sky, which was made of flames and light, where everyone danced with speed and joy. The dragon was now thoroughly tired of what seemed to him constant hounding from the master. “How can you possibly know I am ready? Only I can know when I’m ready and I say I am not ready. You must really think me a fool if you think I don't know myself!”

The master said nothing; he got off the dragon's back and quietly started to walk away.

“So you are threatening to abandon me? You can't be a real master if you threaten me. Don't I have a say?”

“Yes, you have a say,” the young master replied. “You say ‘yes’ to everything I say.”

The dragon chuckled, rolled its eyes and decided to go back to sleep. It went to its favorite corner and curled itself up. The dragon lay for two days but no matter how it tried, it couldn't close its eyes! There was nothing else to do but cover them with its paw. Then it realized it couldn't close its ears! It couldn’t possibly sleep with its ears open. It cover its right ear with its other paw. But this left its left ear wide open! It put its left ear to the ground but this was uncomfortable. Then it found it couldn’t close its nose and there were too many distracting smells keeping it awake. It was impossible to sleep. The dragon was upset for it thought that the master had ruined it. It set out straight away to destroy the master for disturbing its sleep. It didn't have to go far as the master was waiting outside the cave.

“You have ruined me! You aren't a real master. I knew all along. Prepare to die,” the dragon shrieked.

“Well, if you knew all along then you really are a fool. Why didn't you come after me sooner?”

“You could better answer that, I'm sure. Prepare to die,” the dragon roared.

“So you have no wish to go to the castle in the sky?” the master asked.

“Maybe there is no such thing. Prepare to die,” the dragon said.

“And maybe there is. Why not try just once. What have you got to lose? They say the proof of truth is in the doing, the accomplishing, and not in the discussing of it. What do you say?”

The dragon didn’t like be patronized. “You can talk until you die, prepare to die,” the dragon growled.

It wasn’t much of a fight. The master was very quick and by this time knew every move the dragon was going to make before it even knew it was going to make it. After a few moments the dragon found the master on its back and guiding it into the air. The dragon fought and kicked and resisted but the master knew what the dragon was going to do and used every move in his favor, soon they were high in the sky.

They traveled round the world once just to gain speed. By now the dragon had settled down. But the master did something new and unexpected to rile the dragon, making it feisty and full of energy. Suddenly the dragon realized that that was what was required.

Once they had picked up enough speed they roared through the sky and in a flash approached the flaming castle in the sky. It was such a brilliant flame that it burned the dragon's earthly body away so that all that was left was the flame inside him. And it was such a brilliant light that it burned the master's earthly body away, until there was only the light from his eyes left.

The next day was the brightest and sunniest day the earth had yet known. For the dragon and the master had a new home in the brilliantly bright castle in the sky, made of light and flames where everyone there danced with even greater speed then before and with so much joy, that it would kill us silly folks way down here on Earth.

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Image: Katherine Pyle, Dragon rearing up to reach medieval knight on ledge. 1932.

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Troy Morash comes from Canada but has lived and traveled all over the world. He has lived in California, Romania and Russia (the Far East) and Ukraine where he taught English. His stories have appeared in journals and magazines, including Fables, The Rose and Thorn, The Summerset Review, Monkey Bicycle, Eclectica, Bewildering Stories, The Glut, Ken*Again, and others. He has also translated fables from Chechnya and Romania.

What do you think is the attraction of the fantasy genre?

People enjoy contemplating and being amazed by other realities. This is an expression of hope for something higher, something beyond a mere mundane existence.

The Business of Doing Good

The Business of Doing Good
by Allen Kopp

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Mr. Pfaff stepped off the train and set his bag down and looked in both directions. He had been in that particular town before but he couldn’t remember exactly when. While he was thinking about which direction he must take to get to the hotel, he caught the eye of a young woman standing not five feet away. She had about her the look of disappointment, as if the person she had come to meet hadn’t arrived as planned. Mr. Pfaff smiled and tipped his hat, thinking he might be of some assistance, but the young woman looked suspiciously at him and turned away, so he picked up his bag and set off.

The hotel was on a little rise within sight of the courthouse, more scenic than Mr. Pfaff remembered it. He asked for a room on the top floor and was accommodated with a delightful end room with plenty of light and a wonderful view of the street when he chose to have the curtains opened. Smiling with satisfaction, he washed his hands and smoothed down his hair and went downstairs to the hotel restaurant to have an early dinner.

The food was exceptional, as he knew it would be. Big-city hotels had nothing over small-town hotels when it came to preparing food. He had roast pork with stewed apples and boiled potatoes and carrots and for dessert a devil’s food cake that was like a poem. He took his time eating, enjoying himself, and when he was finished he went back up to his room and carefully removed his shoes and lay on his back on the big bed and took a nap that was more than an hour and less than two.

When he awoke it was just after dark. He got up, smoothed out the bed, closed the curtains and turned on the lamp on the desk. He glanced at his watch and just at that moment, as if on cue, there came a knock at the door.

He opened the door and with a smile and a nod motioned the woman into the room and seated her in the chair beside the desk. She was youngish but not young. Her hair was an unnatural red color; she had about her thin-lipped mouth and eyes a hard look. Her hands shook as she opened her pocketbook and took out a cigarette.

“How can I be of assistance?” Mr. Pfaff asked her.

“Do you mind if I smoke?” she asked.

“I’d rather you didn’t.”

He could see that the cigarette was just a stalling tactic and that she was having trouble saying what she wanted to say.

“Well,” she began, “I was told by a friend that you might be able to help me.”

“That’s all right,” Mr. Pfaff said. “Just take your time.”

“Well, to put it plainly, I want out of my marriage. But, more than that, I want my husband dead.”

“Why is that?” Mr. Pfaff asked.

“He’s a terrible person. He ignores me and he complains about every penny I spend. He won’t let me buy any new clothes or nice things for the house. He sleeps in a separate room at night and won’t touch me and barely looks at me anymore.”

“Why don’t you just leave him?”

“I’ve thought about doing that, but it’s not the best thing.”

“And why is that?”

“Well, you see I’ve fallen in love with another man and we want to get married. I know my husband would never give me a divorce. He—my husband, that is—has got a large life insurance policy and I, being his wife, am the beneficiary. If he would die in an accident or something—or from a sudden heart attack or a stroke—it would leave the way clear for me to marry the man I love, and we would have plenty of money and could start all over again as if nothing had ever happened.”

“I see,” Mr. Pfaff said, rubbing his chin and looking at the woman.

“Do you think you can help me?”

“Well, I need to ask you a couple of questions first. Is this the thing that you most desire in the world? For your husband to die and leave the way clear for you to marry this other man?”

“And the insurance money—“

“Yes, the insurance money.”

“Oh, yes, it’s what I want more than anything in all the world.”

“And you would pay any price?”

The woman’s face fell. “I don’t have any money,” she said.

“I’m not talking about money,” Mr. Pfaff said. “No money will ever pass from your hands to mine. I’m talking about something other than money.”

“I would give anything,” the woman said.

“Think about what you’re saying,” Mr. Pfaff said.

“I mean it with all my heart.”

“Very well, then. I’m going to give you a contract and I’m going to ask you to read over it carefully and if you agree to its terms to sign it and put today’s date under your signature.”

He opened a leather case and took out a contract and gave it to the woman, along with a fountain pen. She skimmed her eyes over it, taking no longer than a minute, and signed her name at the bottom with a flourish.

“Now, what do I do?” she asked, handing the contract back to Mr. Pfaff.

“That’s all,” Mr. Pfaff said. “You don’t need to do another blessed thing. Just go home and don’t worry. In a very short time, you will have what you want.”

“It’s that simple?”

“Yes, it’s really very simple. Many people still refuse to believe how simple it is.”

The woman stood up, smiling for the first time. She shook Mr. Pfaff’s hand, an uncharacteristic gesture of warmth for her. “I can’t thank you enough,” she said.

“Oh, you don’t need to thank me,” Mr. Pfaff said. “I’m just doing my job.”

A few minutes after the woman left, Mr. Pfaff received a man of about thirty-five. He was tall and slightly stooped, with a moustache and very small, deep-set eyes.

“How can I help you?” Mr. Pfaff asked the man when they were both seated at the desk.

“I’m an attorney,” the man began, “and not a very good one.”

Mr. Pfaff smiled sympathetically. “You want to be a better attorney?”

“Not exactly,” the man said. “I want to go into politics. I want to be a U. S. Senator or governor of the state. Someday I think I could even be president if things break my way.”

“Oh?” Mr. Pfaff said with a little laugh. “You want things to break your way in politics? Is that it?”

“Yes.”

“And you want that above all else?”

“Why, yes.”

“And you will pay any price?”

“I can give you fifteen thousand dollars if you promise to make things happen for me the way I want them to.”

Mr. Pfaff laughed and let out his breath. “I’m not talking about money,” he said. “I’m talking about much more than money.”

“What do I need to do?” the man asked.

“For now,” Mr. Pfaff said. “All you need to do is sign a contract. After that, you can go about your business and I guarantee you that things will ‘break your way’.”

“There has to be more to it than that,” the man said.

“You can read the contract. It’s all there in black and white. After you’ve read the contract, you don’t have to sign it if you don’t want to.”

“Let me see the contract.”

Mr. Pfaff opened his leather case and took out the contract and gave it to the man, along with a fountain pen. “Take as much time to read it as you want,” he said, “because once you sign it there’s no turning back.”

The man read the contract—or seemed to—very quickly and when he was finished he signed it and handed it back to Mr. Pfaff.

“Any questions?” Mr. Pfaff asked.

“No,” the man said.

“Then that will be all. We’ve completed the transaction.”

“Wait a minute,” the man said. “You’re not going to tell me what to do next?”

“You do nothing,” Mr. Pfaff said. “Live your life, enter politics, run for office, and the rest will be taken care of. You’ll have everything you want and more.”

“Well, I’m a little skeptical,” the man said, “but if it doesn’t work I guess I’ll have nothing to complain about since this isn’t costing me anything.”

“It’s costing you plenty,” Mr. Pfaff said, “but you won’t have to worry about it for a very long time.”

The next visitor to Mr. Pfaff’s room was a woman dressed all in black, wearing a wide-brimmed hat with a veil. When she was seated beside the desk, she removed the hat. Her nose was bent to the side and her mouth turned sharply down on one side. Her eyebrows were thick and bushy and met in the middle, while the hair on her head was thin and lank and colorless.

It was with an effort that Mr. Pfaff kept from staring at the woman. “How might I be of assistance?” he asked.

“I’ve missed out on all the good things in life,” she said, “because I’m so ugly.”

“Not everybody can be beautiful,” he said. “Think how dull it would be if everybody in the world was beautiful.”

“No,” the woman said. “I’m more than just ugly. A couple of months before I was born, my mother fell afoul of a witch. The witch put a curse on her and on me. She said I would never be happy and would never know beauty and she was right.”

“Surely you don’t believe in curses,” Mr. Pfaff said, “in this modern age.”

“It’s true. Believe it or don’t.”

“Well, supposing it is true, can’t you accept what you have and be thankful it isn’t worse?”

“That’s not good enough anymore,” the woman said. “I’m twenty-seven years old. I want the curse removed and I want my chance at happiness, the same as other people. I want a husband, a home and children. If I wait any longer, it’s going to be too late for me. I want to be beautiful so someone will want to marry me.”

Mr. Pfaff sighed and shook his head. “Don’t you think you’re being rather superficial?”

“I don’t know what you mean. All I know is what I want.”

“And you want to be beautiful more than anything in the world?”

“Oh, yes!” the woman said.

“And you will do anything to get what you want?”

“Oh, yes!”

“Very well. I’m going to give you a contract. I want you to read the contract and if you agree to its terms, I want you to sign your name to the bottom.”

He gave the contract to the woman and tactfully stepped away to allow her time to read it. When he returned to the desk, she had signed the contract and her eyes were brimming with tears.

“I want blond hair,” she said. “Do you think that’s possible?”

“I believe you will have everything you want,” Mr. Pfaff said.

“What do I do now?” she asked as Mr. Pfaff held the contract up to the light to look closely at her signature.

“I would advise you to leave your home and take up residence in the city. In a very short time, you will be completely transformed. If your family sees you change in that way, it’s bound to be disconcerting for them. After a while, you can go back home and tell them you found a doctor in the city who was able to help you—something of that nature.”

“That’s a small price to pay,” she said.

Mr. Pfaff laughed to himself at the irony of the remark but said nothing.

The final visitor of the night was a man of about forty dressed in work clothes. He had watery blue eyes and sandy hair with a moustache. His overalls were caked with mud and his fingernails clotted with dirt. He apologized for his appearance but Mr. Pfaff waved it away.

“Tell me why you have come to see me,” Mr. Pfaff said.

“I was told you might be able to help me. I don’t have much money but I’ll give you all I have.”

To Mr. Pfaff’s surprise, the man began to cry.

“There, now,” Mr. Pfaff said. “There’ll be no talk of money. I don’t want your money.”

“I have an eight-year-old son,” the man said, wiping at his eyes with his sleeve. “Something terrible has happened to him. He was fine and one night he said he didn’t feel well. He went to bed and never got up again. Now he barely moves or speaks. He’s drying up like a little sponge.”

“Surely you’ve had a doctor to see him,” Mr. Pfaff said.

“The doctor doesn’t know anything. All the doctor knows now is that my son is sure to die. It might be a matter of days or even hours. He might be dead this very minute.”

“Of course you would save his life if you could,” Mr. Pfaff said.

“I would take the sickness onto myself,” the man said, “and let him live. I’ll gladly die to save his life.”

Mr. Pfaff picked up the fountain pen and began drawing circles and stars on a piece of paper to help him think. “I’ve never had a request like this before,” he said.

“I’ll do anything,” the man said.

“Write down your name and the place on this paper where you can be reached and write the boy’s name underneath your name. I’ll see what can be done. I’m not making any promises, though.”

The man did as he was asked and stood up to leave. Mr. Pfaff walked him to the door and let him out quietly. After he was gone, Mr. Pfaff sat down at the desk and looked at the man’s name where he had written it, and then he picked up the phone and called Mr. Billings.

“At your service,” Mr. Billings said cheerily on the other end; in all places at all times.

“I’m just wrapping things up for the evening,” Mr. Pfaff said. “I’ve got three signed contracts for you.”

When Mr. Billings came into Mr. Pfaff’s room a few minutes later, he said, “Why three instead of four?” He glared at Mr. Pfaff over the top of his little round glasses and made himself comfortable in the chair. “I believe you had four visitors tonight.”

“Well,” Mr. Pfaff began, “I couldn’t ask that fellow with the sick child to sign.”

“Why not?” Mr. Billings asked. “He would have signed. You know he would have.”

“Yes, I’m almost sure he would have,” Mr. Pfaff said. “I can always spot sincerity.”

“Well, then? What’s the stall? Get him back here and get him to sign this time.”

“Having him sign isn’t fair.”

“Fair!” Mr. Billings said. “You make me sick! Since when do we care about fair? We’re not in the business of being fair.”

“That’s true, of course, but how can it hurt to do something good for a change? We hardly ever have the chance. Even we are capable of doing good now and then.”

“Humph!” Mr. Billings said, as though he needed to be convinced.

“Look at it this way,” Mr. Pfaff said. “Most people want something only for themselves. They’re selfish. They say they will make any sacrifice to have somebody die they believe is standing in the way of what they want, or to be rich or powerful, beautiful or famous, or to be with the person they believe they love. It’s always about S-E-L-F. It’s rare to find a person who wants something for somebody else.”

“He still would have signed,” Mr. Billings said. “We’re in the business of getting people to sign.”

“I’m aware of that,” Mr. Pfaff said with a sigh.

“I don’t know how I’m going to explain this to management. They’re not going to like it.”

“I’d like for you to take this man’s name with you and see if we can help him with his son.”

“Are you saying you want us to make the boy well again without having the father sign the contract?”

“It’s possible and you know it.”

“I don’t know,” Mr. Billings said. “It’s a pretty tall order. We’re not in the business of doing good.”

“As a personal favor to me, I want you to intervene personally with management and see if you can convince them to pull some strings to help the sick child.”

“And what about my reputation?” Mr. Billings asked.

“It will survive intact,” Mr. Pfaff said.

“What you’re asking me to do will be taken for a sign of weakness.”

“We’re all allowed a lapse every now and then,” Mr. Pfaff said.

Mr. Billings gave his word that he would try to make the child well again without the usual payment. Mr. Pfaff—from his long, long association with Mr. Billings—believed him.

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Allen Kopp lives in St. Louis, Missouri, USA with his two cats, Tuffy and Cody. His fiction has appeared in Skive Magazine, Midwest Literary Magazine, Superstition Review, Black Lantern Publishing, A Twist of Noir, Abandoned Towers Magazine, Bartleby-Snopes, The Legendary, Danse Macabre, Best Genre Short Stories Anthology #1, and many others. He welcomes any visitors to his website at: www.fictionhouse.com

What do you think is the attraction of the fantasy genre?

It's attractive for the writer because it allows him/her to cut loose and be creative in different ways; there are no boundaries. It's attractive for the reader because it takes him/her on a voyage he/she has never been on before. At least, that's the hope of the writer.

A Review of Promises to Keep

Promises to Keep by Heather Kuehl
reviewed by M. Arkenberg



Starlette DeFore as spent the last decade trying to solve the mystery of her father’s disappearance. In the opening chapter of Promises to Keep, she gets the break she’s waiting for when one of the faeries she has been hunting spills a name—Sivad Night, of Randa, South Carolina. Starlette, the mysterious Sivad, and a witch named T.D. journey to Verella, the land of faeries and other fantasy creatures, and are greeted with a surprise attack by servants of the sorceress Dreashae. From there, things only become more exciting. Starlette and Sivad encounter centaurs and a Pegasus, come between warring dragons, and finally wager with an evil power even greater than Dreashae.

Starlette makes a witty and likeable narrator, and her very human reactions to the fantastic occurrences in Verella keep the story fresh. I enjoyed the subtle twists on standard fantasy creatures: dragons who terrorize each other instead of hapless human villagers, for example.

My one criticism is that this book is too short—only 91 pages. A number of background events, such as the circumstances surrounding Ronan DeFore’s disappearance, could have benefited from a more in-depth treatment, and some incidents in Verella—such as the Pegasus who is owned by a centaur, though a centaur clearly can’t ride horseback—raised questions that remained unanswered. This threw me in earlier chapters, where I kept expecting the explanations to be expanded on in more detail. However, by the end of the story I was caught up in Starlette’s adventure and appreciated the quick pace.

This is the perfect book for the fantasy fan who wants to kick back with an adventure but doesn’t want to dedicate weeks to a 500-page doorstopper. Its small size and strong focus on plot make it a good read for a commute or a day in the park. As a bonus, the gorgeous cover art makes a great conversation starter when strangers want to know what you’re reading!

I you enjoy Promises to Keep, you might enjoy Heather Kuehl’s story “Struck by Beauty,” which appeared in the Autumn 2009 issue of Mirror Dance.

Promises to Keep can be purchased through Eternal Press and Amazon.com.

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Megan Arkenberg is the editor of Mirror Dance and its sister publication Lacuna. Her own work has appeared in interesting places like Clarkesworld and Ideomancer. Find her bibliography at http://meganarkenberg.webs.com.